When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????
***things white people say***
***im not a white person***
lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”
that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”
And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.
Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”
Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”
someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe
‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY
no but guys
someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her
DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”
“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”
this man was once in charge of australia
he is in charge again
loving the support
"you sure are wearing a lot of makeup.."
"oh.. did you decide to not do your hair this morning?"
"wow, you look tired"